About this website

This website is a project compiled for certain reasons. I will not tell you those reasons because I am paranoid you will track down my credit card number (which may or may not exist) and drain my bank account.

I am not going to tell you anything about the author, for the same reasons. I am paranoid. But you will see adorable pictures of kitties, if you choose to stay. And snacks. And halloween costumes that may or may not be mine...

I do not really have more of an introduction to give you. Wait, this website is supposed to be about things I enjoy. So it is probably reasonable to assume that I enjoy each of the items discussed. (Hint: I do, but so many people do that it is insignificant information to you hackers.)

WARNING

Do not place unfounded trust in the contents of this website. The creator, who you assume is the person or robot who wrote this text, refuses to share any information with you about their intentions. There is a reference page, however, if you would like to look at the sources I compiled in order to give you information I am telling you not to trust. Isn't the Internet a magical place?

Each of the below images will take you to a page full of wonderous information and images related to that image. Yes, I realize that there is a navigation page. But I have my reasons. Those reasons include being awesome and meeting predetermined requirements. Also, I appologize greatly for the excessive purple.

Click on the adorable image of a kitty in an empty box to see more adorable pictures about kitties and useful descriptions of the images. You will find yourself on the "Kitties!" page. You will be in awe. If you are for some reason going to a costume party sometime soon, click on the amazing cartoon rendering of a Jack-o-Lantern. He will magically transport you to a world of costume ideas... and instructions! Finally, if you are hungry, but you are still sitting, staring at this computer because you cannot figure out what to eat and you are very busy and therefore cannot take a break from looking at wahtever this is, click on the blackberries. I won't tell you where they'll take you, but it will probably help you find a snack.